A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small group of people witha website and pretty much no purpose whatsoever.
(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
A term used when someone specifically plots a drawing in order to chat / flirt with persons/ personnel in the plotter room. (Usually used by J$)
Person 1: Jason went to the plotter
Person 2: Ohh!! Great another Plot and Chat®, well see him in half hour
Post-it Art - To take multiple post-it pages and draw a seperate picture on each one. Then arrange them on a wall in any fashion you please.
I would draw an animal on 4 different post-its. A dog, a cat, an elephant and a bear. Then post them in a rectangular shape around one another. That is Post-it® Art.