A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.
Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means?
Lil tim: you fucked my mom?
Boby: yes sir les get this bread
A day that seems to produce nothing but tragedy.
In 1865, it was the day Abraham Lincoln died.
In 1912, it was the day the Titanic sank to the bottom of the ocean.
In 2019, it was the day that the Notre Dame cathedral caught fire.
April 15 seems to be the day that bad things have a habit of occurring on.
April 15 is where the best ppl are born on they are VERY VERY VERY VERY beautiful and passionate and patient an kind and brave and naive and radical and EXTREMELY strong and they are caring natural born leaders never ever lose a April 15 Girl/Guy
Maya:Hey did you know the new girl is born on April 15
Carlos:No I didn’t let’s break up I want to be with that haughty
Maya:AWE MAN
Carlos:Sorry she is though
National Meet your crush or girlfriend or Boyfriend Day. April 15 is a day when you have to ask your crush or girlfriend or boyfriend to meet you on that day . And your girlfriend or Boyfriend can not break up with you on this day
Jake:Oh it's April 15!
Katie:Oh what does that mean
Jake:Your my crush
Katie: And?
Jake:it's national meet your crush or girlfriend or Boyfriend day
Katie:Oh well do you want to meet
Jake:Yes! But why are you asking me
Katie: Because you're my crush
Jake:well your my crush
Katie:oh
Jake:let's meet
Katie:yes I would love that
(They meet for about 45 seconds they both enjoyed that )
Jake: would you like to be my girlfriend?
Katie:Yes I would love to thank you ,I love you
national post embarrassing picture la of your best friend day !!
hey it’s april 15th i’m gonna embarrass you because i love you
You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus
Get a boyfriend
Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now