A fork of Rural Dictionary
January 18th is national cuddle with your boyfriend/ girlfriend day :) go give your favorite person hugs, cuddles, and kisses!!
Girl: It’s January 18!
Guy: yes and what about it?
Girl: you’re forced to give me cuddles ☺️
The day where you can take your best friends hoodie without them saying no.
Bro it’s January 18 you can’t say no boiiii.
InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles
" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "
People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.
Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.
Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!
Flex that muscle babey
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah
Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS