A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Punch your sister's boyfriend day. Punch his face to death or until he passes out its funny trust me.
Hey sis Sis:what Its November 18 Sis:BABE RUUUUN
On this day, you can slap any one shorter that you. And it doesn't have to be just their face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shorty: Why is everyone trying to slap me? Tall: because today is November 18! Shorty: oh shi-
Bad bitches birthdayyy🥳
Ayeee they where born on the November 18th they bad bitcchessss
Listen up guys! Today is the the day you have to appreciate all the dumb shit your shortest girl best friend does for you!!! Give her hugs, tell her how much you love her, maybe even give her your sweatshirt!
Oh shoot it’s November 18 I have to go appreciate Megan the whole day!
National kiss your crush or boyfriend/girlfriend day
Boy:kiss me Girl:why Boy: it’s november 18! Girl: ohhhh
No Chores Day. This is the day where you do not do any freaking chores.
Mom: DO YOUR CHORES! Me: it’s November 18. No. Mom: UGH FINE....