A fork of Rural Dictionary
1ups-man; (pl. 1ups-men) A person who consistently tries to cut someone, or a a group of people down by 1uping an achievement or thing they have done, whilst speaking in a conversation. Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them. Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face. See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Eg. 1: Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!! Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6! Normal Person: Fuck off. Eg. 2: Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad. Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks. Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting? Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
Some guy who bullies others in Minecraft. His favorite saying is Get noobed, that stupid saying annoys everyone who hears it. And thinks he is the most popular Minecraft player out there
1up-Hero says get noobed Get eed kid
When a guy is able to ejaculate at least 2 times in the same sex session.
Thanks for the 1up! I can't believe my baby gave me a 1up tonight. Dang bro she gave me a 1up last night..Did you 1up?