A fork of Rural Dictionary
On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything
old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
Celebrated on January 2, when the population of the world rejoices and celebrates the fact that there are only 2 genders. Man and Woman.
John: Who's ready for Jan. 2?! The national day for the ONLY 2 genders to exist!!!
Sam: I'm so Excited for National 2 Gender Day!!!!
The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this
This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2
You think Fur-Day is December 20th? Wrong. It's Friday. Every Friday. You must do whatever your furry friends wish you to do.
John: Thank god Fur-Day is over. A whole year to recover.
Shark: See you Friday for Fur-Day 2.
It doesn't exist, Shut up israeli furries
Furry: Its Fur day 2 Owo
A normal person: It doesn't exist you Jewish Furry go make love to your dog