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National fuck twinks day. Also known as Gabriel and Faith Lancaster’s birthday.

Kyle: aw fuck dude it’s January 4th... Ik what Gabriel is doing

Matthew:

january 4th is coke day so if it snows out side you have to take a line

john: look it's snowing out side....
peter: oh boy we have to take a line !
john: why ?
peter: because it's january 4 and its coke day

There SO annoying. They find ways to trick you into doing the dumbest things.

Person A: He's so annoying he MUST be born on January 4th.

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

This is when a loving, kind,trustworthy person is born

Adwaith is a person born on January 4 2006

The day a stoopid person was born into this world and caused chaos among everyone

1:"Hey were you born January 4 2011"
2:"Yeah why?"
1:"Yeah your a stoopid person"

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*