A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy: "Siri, from now on, call me "Reject Shit Head"."
Siri: "Okay. From now on, I'll call you "Reject 9gag Head". Is that what you wanted?"
The veritable shit of internet meme websites. After a meme being created on 4chan, then over used on reddit, then left to sit on some random idiot's tumblr, it eventually work it's way to 9gag where it will be declared EPIC and completely original.
After getting home from band camp, I immediately use my Zune to read 9gag.
A shitty website where stupid socially awkward teenagers who have no friends in real life share dumb memes that have already been posted on other sites (usually reddit) long ago. Most 9gag posts are either shitty memes, a picture/gif of an animal, or some stupid shit about movies or any country that isn't the united states. 9gag is overall completely unoriginal, has a terrible interface, and most of the users are dumb as hell. The worst part is that after 9gag eats other sites' shit and regurgitates it out the ass for it's community of retards to enjoy, they put their stupid watermark on the post and claim it's theirs. 9gag is literally so bad that the admins have to repost from other sites just to keep the hot page alive.
Stupid socially awkward teenager: Man, I sure love 9gag! Socially aware intelligent redditor: 9gag sucks dick
A retarded website that is populated by fags and rejects from 3rd world countries who main source of amusement is talking in meme's and circle jerking in each other's AIDS riddled cum
Person 1: Le me and my imaginary girfriend are going to scour the interwebz for funny original content and post it on 9gag and claim it as our own. Person 2: Eww faggot fuck off, how did you get into my panty drawer?
A horrible excuse for a website than mainly incorporates stolen materials and ideas from other legitimate websites. 9GAG is also a large source of child pornography.
I was going to get on the Internet today but then I remembered that 9GAG existed so I destroyed my computer out of frustration.