Country Dictionary

The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.

After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.

A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating: * In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice. * Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls * Garnish with several kernels of corn * Top with a blast of whipped cream

Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH! crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.

1. that girl gave the best blumpkin' 2. hows my blumpkin' this morning

Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...

"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!

receiving oral sex while taking a shit. see also: crumpkin

she agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.