Country Dictionary

Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.

A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!

The 2nd smallest unit of fake measure, after the skosh. It is known to be smaller in length than the smidge.

Hey, Chris? Be a sweetie and move the gun rack a tad to the left, would you? Love you.

This is an acronym for "Take a Dump".

I really have to TAD.

or
Leave me alone, I'm Tadding.
or
I Tadded in my pants

A one-thumbed wierdo who, in the year 2011, came out of the closet in front of university. He has pectoral muscles the size of watermelons and he loves chocolate milk. You can easily recognize him because his head looks like a ballsac

Jake: Who is that funny lookin guy?
Bill: Thats Tad! He benches so much!

Tiny Asian Dick

Oh, you know Ben? He has a TAD

1. A small amount (see also ‘blim’).
2. Can also be used hyperbolically to imply “a lot”.

1. “How much milk do you want in your tea Ethel?”
“Oh, just a tad Mavis, ta.”

2. “That went horrendously wrong!”
“Hmm, just a tad!”

A small unit of measurement not of particular length.

I need you to move the desk a few tads to the left.

You missed the target by just a tad.

The fixture housing is a few tads off.