A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky Sam: Man, next time invite me
A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.
Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.
Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.
Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery! Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.
When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}
"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky