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a rugby

When a woman goes to have a sex change, but it goes wrong. Subsequently they end up with two vaginas rather than a penis

Oh my god, I heard Paula ended up with a rugby!

by Randalberry September 25, 2015

Rugby

The best time you'll have with 13 other guys and a hooker.

Rugby is a game of possession.

by jumbalaya October 08, 2012

rugby

A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon

by ... muahaha? June 22, 2003

rugby

A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)

by Steele August 07, 2003

Rugby

The game they play in heaven.

Rugby (noun). The game they play in heaven.

by sickchops November 24, 2005

rugby

We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent. And we love it. I don't see a problem with it. (R. Hurst 2006)

Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players? A: Backs

by grimmice April 25, 2007

rugby

A real sport that involves no frickin pansy ass pads like american football. Kick the habit, play rugby.

Joe went to play rugby to break his face in. His other friend Charles went to play american football and got a bruise.

by PV June 07, 2003