A fork of Rural Dictionary
basically really annoying, not something good, used to describe a bad situation or thing just like ‘diabetes’
‘this is such aids’ ‘omg what is this aids?’ ‘are u on aids’
A potentially fatal form of word vomit that involves accidentally making up terms and sounding like a complete idiot in front of large masses of people. The first known case of The Aids was of the Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 who made a fool of herself answering a question on national television. Also using the word "the" before countries and other historical terms will increase the level of The Aids a person suffers from. This is in no way less of a epidemic than the STD however there are still ways to slow the effects and make them less noticeable. The Aids is most commonly found in teenagers that are viewed to be very funny but do not have much else going for them.
The Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 suffered from "The Aids" when she responded to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
An old school term used to describe the condition AIDS. now generally has the ''the'' prefixing the term removed, in favour of simply ''AIDS''.
Not to be confused with:
The Visual Aids
The Audio Aids
''God damn, Alex screwed that skanky chick the other night and he think he's caught a mean dose of The Aids''.
''Don't share those needles... don't want to catch The Aids''
The result of excessive butt fucking.
Tommy got aids from constantly getting butt fucked
Assistants.
Don't get confused with AIDS.
Although its SUPER FUNNY
I have, Aides. So are you bummed?
AM I BUMMED?!?! I SLEPT WITH YOU!
Aquired Immmune Deficiency Syndrome - late stage progression of HIV infection. Transmissable through bodily fluid exchange or blood to blood contact. Least concentration in bodily excretory products, low concentration in saliva (and one's own saliva may provide some protection) in vaginal secretions (though still present) highest concentration in semen. Crosses across gender, age and socio-econimic boundaries, though usually more quickly progressing the lower down the ladder the sufferer is, due to lack of access to medical care. On the rise in the 15-24 demographic in the United States. Easily avoidable, but thankfully more and more (in the United States) becoming a "chronic" disease like herpes due to the availability of more and better retro-viral therapies.
The comic Elaine Boosler has said "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"