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Send this to a chick and see wot chu get
Ahaha look it’s national ass and tit pic day
on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one
national ass pic day may 3rd
1: you know what day it is
2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
The only time you can send a ass pic under no nut november.
You have to send a ass pic , Why? it's National ass pic day november 19th.
National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,
I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.
Love, Jiggleballs
August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).
Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!