A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.
A fat cunt that sucks dick called that fatty Brayden who is an anal cunt ass wipe
Fuck off Avalanche you anal cock!
When you cum in a girls mouth, and she pretends to spit it out. Then snowballs you( spits the cum in your mouth)
That sneaky women gave me an Avalanche
When a large man lifts up his stomach in order to receive a blow job and when he's about to cum he drops it on the girl so that she has no choice but to swallow.
Just as the fat man was about to cum he dropped his stomach on his unsuspecting victim and yelled avalanche.
Similar to the snowball, an avalanche is a sex act in which multiple men ejaculate into a person's mouth and that person then kisses another, forcing all of the semen into the receiving person's mouth.
That bukkake party was going great last night, until Rachel got up and avalanched Dave. Dave will never be the same again.
An act of Corprophelia in which one deficates at the highest point of a partner's body, that being the top of the head or shoulders, the goal being to create an avalanche of piping hot fecal matter down said partner's body.
George Bush is totally "avalanching" the American people.
when you ejaculate on someones upper forehead and it rolls down their face like snow down a mountain
My Avalanche rolled down her face right into her mouth.