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a sign of the rich. only the most supreme of supreme ear bud users understand the ultimate power of the AirPods. Best known to come in pairs. Completely block out the poor/broke/haters

“sorry what? I don’t speak broke. I have AIRPODS.

Expensive and wireless earbuds made by Apple. people who own these are the richest of the rich.

guy: I have 10 rolls royces
airpods owner: what?
guy: I said I have 10 rolls royces
airpods owner: sorry, i don't speak broke

The overly expensive earbuds that have no purpose and are only used to pretend you're rich even though they're 40 USD on Ebay. Seriously guys get a life.

Person: Wow look! There goes Devyn with Airpods. He ain't fooling anybody.

A product by a company called Apple that apparently some people can’t afford but can afford an Iphone X instead. You can use them to listen to music or, as the majority of people would do, flex on the people who can’t afford it.

Guy 1: yooo I just got new airpods!!!
Guy 2: oo shit bro lemme check em out!
Guy 1:*hands him his airpods*
Guy 2: holy shit bro you’re so lucky. My mom would never buy me Airpods :(
Guy 1: just sell your IPhone X
Guy 2:......hell no

$159 pieces of plastic shit that you wish you’d never bought in the first place.

I should’ve stuck to my wired earbuds instead of wasting my entire paycheck on AirPods.

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey...
Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️