A fork of Rural Dictionary
alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum
Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick
Your such an Alan
A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it
Shady: *dab* Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*
The best boyfriend you could ever have. Alan cares about you even when it seems nobody else does. They tend to be silly and joke around. They never want you to be sad, and always will do all they can to make you smile. They care about you and are aware of your emotions and feelings. Definitely boyfriend material.
I love Alan. He’s my favorite person in the world.
a really super fantastic guy. not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing, My Alan is amazing
Look there's my boyfriend! Omg he's THE Alan? Yes!!