A fork of Rural Dictionary
a cool kid i know that is true about what was said in that other definition
Alby was sooo good in bed that one night.
A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.
"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"
Background Albie, scared of stepping out of the background to do stuff even when he is the only person not really stoned he wont get anyone any food or share his skittles, hes too worried about stepping out of the background.
You're such an Albie
The opposite of saucy minx Has sex with dog Whitest neek on the block Predator of cousins
Alby is the most cool and swag person you’ll ever meet. They’re really good at video games and like to make jokes.
Alby is so cool !!
Can be bit of a dickhead, but can occasionally be nice. He calls people baby girl which makes everyone feel uncomfortable. He doesn’t use his brain very often and replies back with “wdym?” He has a thing for glasses, curly hair and big lips. He can be a bit daft, and treats you like shit
Person 1:“Oh look over there it’s alby” Person 2:“Don’t go near him he’ll call you baby girl” Person 1:”Oh yeah let’s go”