Country Dictionary

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".

Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)

Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.

Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis

Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!

Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx

Alfie is such a fittie.

One who has balls of steel. Most likely a bad ass motha fucka with a cause to scape like a beast.

Damn that alfy.. when I kicked him in the nuts my foot broke and he screamed "PANIC PANIC PANIC!" and shit on my chest.

A child Predator.

Alfie is an absolute child predator.

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Sexy as alfie