Country Dictionary

A fear of ducks watching📸 you even at night

Man who has Anatidaephobia: *sees a duck*
Man who has Anatidaephobia: *runs away in fear*

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past

Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past

Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past

Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past

Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.

Quack

Ignorant man: “That guy has anatidaephobia.”
Disguised duck: “quack (a wise fear)”

We're watching...

The Anatidaephobia Ducks are Here