A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who is the bestest best friend a person could ask for. Unless all you want in the world is to go to bed sober. He is kind, compassionate, and caring. Except at 3 am when there just oooone more bar to go to. He is positive and he has a good feeling about this. Especially when "this" is secret beers hiding in his jacket pocket. Andreas is the best!
Dusty: I think we could all be a little more Andreas. Ben: Man, you're so Andreas today.
Andreas Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins. Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could. In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Guy 1: Heyyy look at that guy over there, he just made a blinking beer bomb out of eggshells! Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks? Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!