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angry bird

the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"

I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend

by pyro1507 April 01, 2011

Angry Birds

An addicting iPhone game (or any other Apple product or something) where they teach young, ignorant children that shooting birds at other animals is NOT an evil thing.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE ANGRY BIRDS INSTALLED???

by orderofbarbeq June 17, 2011

Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 01, 2023

Angry Birds

During oral sex the male lifts his penis and repeatedly slaps the female in the face with his testicles.

Boy 1: Jill has two black eyes
Boy 2: Yeah heard jack gave her the Angry Birds for 2 hours

by PEANUT3378 June 26, 2011

angry birds

parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma August 01, 2016

Angry Birds

Women whom are left outside of a dressing or hotel room when a Celebrity picks only 3 out of 100 groupies to come in to hang out with them or for other activities #AngryBirds

Hey why are all those girls bangin on that door all upset and what not? They didnt get picked for private time with Justin Beiber, those poor Angry Birds.

by Rahzy Von Party February 24, 2011

Angry Birds

A game that is no longer relevant. The devs keep trying to make dumb spinoff games to revive the franchise, but that never works. Somehow, they still manage to make blockbuster movies.

That weirdo is playing Angry Birds again!

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021