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when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.
she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate
A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.
Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.
The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg
I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Last night Jim gave your mon The Angry Pirate because she charged more than usual.