Country Dictionary

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness. 2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.

Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?" Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 - Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me. Necrophiliac 2: *vomits* Example 2 - Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now. Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks. Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

A female mac user.

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie." FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"