A fork of Rural Dictionary
a day people use to joke with people without any cautions
i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!
The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside
Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you! My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you. Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that! Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything. Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.
Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer* Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?" Guy 1: "April Fools!" Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!" Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."
A time when people believe anything you do is a lie
Guy 1: I fucked your girl Guy 2: Lol April fools right? Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that
an expression meaning you got ur first period
girl: omfg april fools im a women now! me: if ur reading this and believing it then this was a good prank
When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.
person: omg!11 i hat u other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought- person: april fools!! did i get u? other person: what the f-
The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!" "You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack** "...Happy April Fool's Day..."