Country Dictionary

the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.

they used to fly the butcher's apron on Scottish courts till Siol nan gaidheal got it sorted and now they fly the Saltire!

Originating in the food service industry, "drop apron" means quitting on the spot without giving any notice, typically in a state of outrage. It works unilaterally for any form of employment.

"If Sheila makes us stay late and clean out the fryers again, I'm gonna drop apron!"

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.

This afliction is when a persons gut hangs over thier belt, so much so, that it covers thier genitals, in the style of an apron.

"Hey Rich T, look at em`s blacksmiths apron!"

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.

"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."

occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere. circumfrence of it can be bigger than the persons height

his fat apron can reach his head its that big and long!

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.