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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers. Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants. Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt. Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick "I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not." "who's texting you at 2:20am?!" "oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
Someone who is addicted to anal sex and/or things pertaining to asses.
Did you see that guy Erwin? He's such an assaholic!
Assaholic (Ass-a-hall-ick) Word discribing Some one you don't like
Tim: Hey Sarah! Sarah: go away you assaholic chode chomper!
Noun/Adjective 1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness. 2. Assaholic in nature.
Jim: I don't know what Peter was trippin on last night, but it must have been some heavy shit. Roy: What do you mean? Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick. Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
1. An alcoholic asshole. 2. My sister in law’s ex
That guy gets drunk every night and acts like an asshole. What an assaholic!