Country Dictionary

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"