A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A fucker who thinks that they're worth a dime but really are just a worthless puppet. 2) A stud who can fuck your ass like a dick but has that in your mouth.
1) Guy 1: Man, I'm getting paid to show up to meetings and fuck up the entire thing! Guy 2: Oh, your just Bob's asslicker then. 2) Oh Johnny, you're such an asslicker!
The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.
"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"