A fork of Rural Dictionary
An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered. Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.
Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight. Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.
Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
a booby trap licker who gets all the big tiddies
Fuck off Aston get your tongue of my tits