Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Aston

Is a fucking cunt and will backstab you in a fight in fortnite he will be nice then steal your loot.

That's an annoying aston!

by Nightmare Forest September 04, 2019

Aston

short and gay and abusive

aston yes

by guavachann May 15, 2019

aston

ladys man, great at guessing, amazing in bed, super fresh and always has the best style

aston is fresh

by ilikeyourname December 03, 2010

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered. Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight. Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 25, 2003

aston

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

aston

part of sheffield small village home to gr8 people like me an some others, holds the best comprahensive school in the area and is home to every one that lives there

i live in aston? no not aston birmingam ASTON SHEFFIELD

by assmann December 21, 2005

ASton

a booby trap licker who gets all the big tiddies

Fuck off Aston get your tongue of my tits

by Steven Jobbyson November 06, 2018