A fork of Rural Dictionary
just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball
for example.. michael dorrie athletic
Athletics, or school sports, are terrible rituals in which you let a coach yell at you as you wear yourself out. There's truly no point in any of it.
People usually in athletics are usually popular. Everybody in athletics should die.
Wow, look at those kids in athletics, running for those coaches. Thank god we didn't do that.
A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!
Roger: Yes!
The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.
Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.
Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.
Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!