A fork of Rural Dictionary
The race with the coolest accent ever
Australian people really like boomerangs.
Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true... An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians. Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?" Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?" Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere." Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then." Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?" Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
An unarmed American with healthcare.
Being Australian isn't much different from being Canadian.
Going for a quiet Drink with an Aussie can only lead to bad things make sure you take your passport money and never go head to head drinking with them
Ahhh mate I got australianized last night I feel like death
Any person who lives in Australia, but who is NOT John Howard. John Howard takes away people's jobs and puts on a tracksuit to watch tv... this THING cannot be human and we should kill it before it spreads
Australian people are the best in the world, it is a fact that Melbourne won the "World's Most Liveable City" award a few years ago. so it has been proven. THAT, my friends, is why there are so many people trying to get into this paradise!
An Australian slant on a word or words.
Billy lid means kid, trouble and strife means wife are well known Australianism's
Someone, who for the good of the rest of the world, should not be allowed to play cricket.
Just watch the Australian team play...