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brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

by woms April 30, 2007

ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.

I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.

by rither July 02, 2011

Cunty ballerina

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.

Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.

by Literary lizard November 13, 2021

Meena Ballerina

A person who classifies themselves as a ballerina solely because the word rhymes with the name, "Meena."

"...I don't think that Meena Ballerina chick is a ballerina at all, dude."

by Meena Ballerina March 07, 2008

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 09, 2019

Austina The Ballerina

Austina is extremely annoying, he is also known as an Emo Llama Baddie.

Girl 1: “look at that, it’s austina the ballerina! He’s so emo
Girl 2: “ya, i know”

by _Fl0w3r March 19, 2022

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 07, 2009