A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beto is a clown,but yet very funny person. He makes the whole friend group laugh with a single face. He is a crackhead,skinny, fragile guy ,but is deep inside ready slap girls thighs.He is low key wanting to date, but doesn't want to tell his friends, since he can hoe around sometimes. Beto is a general funny guy with a great heart.
Ryan: *staring at beto
Beto: *staring back
Ryan:*starts laughing like crazy
Ryan: "omg beto is so funny, I can't , stop making me smile I swear Iwill punch you"
The next President of the United States.
The opponent Donald fears the most is Beto.
1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.
2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."
3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.
"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."