Country Dictionary

The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.

( .Y. )=normal boobs
(.Y.)=small boobs
( . Y . )=big boobs
( .y. )=retarded boobs
( . | . )=flat boobs

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.

When a woman attacks you with her breast area.

Opps sorry i just boobed you.

The Weapons of Mass Erection

Man...her boobs are huge! I'm getting a mass erection!

a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted

Definitely larger and more classy than tits.

Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.