Country Dictionary

this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.

Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!

A lesser-known synonym for "awesome"

"I just won $500! Bacon!"

Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?

Dude, I got a hold of some purple kush last night and got totally baconed.

when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures. it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry" "dont worry, we are going to war soon" "great! im off to buy some sauce"

The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.

OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower? Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it. Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

a derogatory term for police officers; cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack? Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.