Country Dictionary

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

Verb;
The act of playing the scottich instrument called a bagpipe

Tour guide:"What you see here, is a man dressed in the scottish national suit, bagpiping."

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.

While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.

A specialist kind of blowjob where the woman blows the tip whilst squeezing the sack of her lover which in turn causes the man to moan with pleasure and wail in pain

"He forced me to go balls deep so I started Bagpiping him"

A sexual act in which the woman holds the man upside down. The man wraps himself under the woman's arm and the woman proceeds to felate the man, playing him like bagpipes.

"Oh shit did you hear John did some bagpiping with some scottish chick?"

Getting rubbed in the face by a ballsack and then getting a surprise dick shoved in your mouth.

Bro, I totally bagpipped this bitch last night.