Country Dictionary

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Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 04, 2024

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.

I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.

by The Saudi price June 29, 2021

making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.

I walked in on Kevin and Dave making balloon animals

by Dudeman2007 September 27, 2021