A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)
My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.
A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.
Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.
A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements. PhD Student 2: You total balloon PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!
A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch