A fork of Rural Dictionary
act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"
When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina
I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.