A fork of Rural Dictionary
The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.
Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"
Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!
Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"
A young to middle-aged woman with large fake breasts, Over pumped saline lips, Blonde Hair, A Small waist line, and usually drives a Mercedes-Benz or BMW, and is generally rich from a husband or boyfriend or both, and lives on the most Western or Eastern coasts of the United States.
She is such a "barbie" with her fake breasts and fancy car.
a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.
i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??
Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.
The stupid doll that little girls play with and later grow up to be idiotic teenyboppers.
*10 years old*
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?
Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!
*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1
Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111
Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?
Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1
Sue:LOLZ!!!11