A fork of Rural Dictionary
A child who doesn't go to school and gets payed 600$ a month. Usually hated by everyone around him, it still makes friends
Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.
"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."
stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.
Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis
Oho! Ohohohoho! That's rich! I love to see it! I love to see it! That interview was something else man, I swear 🤣
Hym "So, let's look at some of the claims from the Barclay interview with Candace Owens... First claim 🤓☝️ 'Oct 7th is one of the worst things to happen in the history of humanity' No. It wasn't. Maybe in the Israel area AND ONLY EXPLICITLY TO THE JEWS... But no... It wasn't that. It wasn't worse than 9/11-"
Oven Gremlin (I'm sorry I should have said gremlin the first time) "But per capita-"
Hym "Nobody give a fuck about a 'per capita death rate,' bitch. More people died in one than the other. The one where more people died is worse. Claim 2: Anti-Semitism is a hate that mutates. Is this a false dichotomy between supporting the Jews and hating the Jews? YES IT IS! Yes. It. Is. I wonder... How much of the hate I receive is kike-driven? I said the 'K' word so... Probably more now... Probably more... And, hey, who are the Amalek? One of the races you genocided? Because the Jew-Religion and the Old testament are the same thing, right? And the Atheists criticize the Old Testament God as a brutal genocidal manic and the Jews... Think they are that.... The literal embodiment of God on earth in the same way that Jesus... Was that? Is that what I'm gathering? Ok... Claim 3 'Candace is an antisemitism' Who gives a fuck? They're trying to socially enforce a monopoly on victimization. There have been other genocides. You're doing one now. When it's slavery it's 'But everyone has been slaves!' We need to start criminalizing economic warfare."
An individual, typically a male from Ireland who obsesses over everything related to the English Premier League. Ironically doesn't follow any team but still spends most of his day watching Sky sports and tweeting memes related to the league
'That guy Patrick, he doesn't even follow anyone. He's just a barclays fan'