A fork of Rural Dictionary
Batt Shell is a creature often found in Footscray he is very distinctive due to his mono tone voice he enjoys staying up all night playing dota like an uber nerd. He often pronounces words incorrectly such as Bovered (Bothered) and Free (three). He enjoys going to MMA class to tap out various noobs such as "Da Orge" and "Da Vick." Due you to his large size and rough appearance many people including junkies and deros are too afraid to sit next to him on the Werribee train.Quite often is mistaken for an older gentlemen due to his slouched posture and slumbersome walk. If out may be spotted with a bottle of Jim Beam Black in hand, drinking excessivly without a chaser.
Hey Batt Shell wonna come to High point with me? "Nar I can't be bovered mum said I've gotta be home by free."
When anything battery powered suddenly dies.
Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
definition 1: an italian-american who acts like a tough guy, shows off anything possible, & everybody knows who he is
definition 2: a native italian who speaks with an accent & broken english & who swears they know everything & is never wrong
see also bitts & batts-head-chick
"hey johnny, look at vito driving his iroc-z, wearing his reebook jumpsuit & kangol, what a friggen batts-head. He thinks he owns the whole neighborhood!!"
Example in Movies: Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" ( he wacked Billy Batts, a made man)