A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken
"what you doin?"
"Beatin my meat"
A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut
Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"
"Ahh not again!"
to masturbate (men only)
yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*
Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.