A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top
I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.
When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew. Tod: This is going to be epic.
A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in. A rather nasty sexual act.
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..." Joe : o.O
A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife. Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles. Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly. Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.