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Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

by Ashton November 18, 2003

Bert McCracken

from what i have seen of him he looks like a realy cool guy and fucking his leg whats with you peeps and your dirty minds

i cant waight till the next show!!!

by EmmaG December 01, 2003

Bert McCracken

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot

i love bert.... hes so fucking hot

by rachael November 23, 2003

bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 09, 2003

bert mccracken

A God, the hottest, greatest person living, like walking perfection

i'd wanna do more than just him his leg!!....i dont know why i want him to bite my cheek

by .... August 16, 2003

Bert McCracken

A Very Talented Vocalist In The Band The Used.

Bert McCracken has a great voice.

by Tanika_Terror August 15, 2007