A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spokesperson for: Oxy-Clean OrangeGlo Ding King 5 in 1 Ladder Kaboom FoneFree He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product. Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
"Look at this!" "SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!" "KABOOM!"
Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.
I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS. I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.
A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.
Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy? Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!! DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO CALL NOW AT 1-800-MYCOMMERCIALS SUCK AND I NEED BILLY MAYS TO YELL IN THEM.
A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.
Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!
It is the act of reapeating a given word or sentence enough that someone tells the person reapeating said word or sentence to be quiet or the said person is exiled from the conversation.
Jim- "dude ted is starting to get on my nerves." Jeff- "i know what you mean, ill tell a joke and he will just Billy Mays it." Jim- "sucks dude, lets not invite him next time."