Country Dictionary

Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I

Awesome Bjorn

A Dick with a mushroom haircut

Bjorn has mushroom hair

A bjorn can be whatever you want it to be but when people use it they often refer to waps or rambos. For example. “You best hope I don’t catch you lacking cah you’ll hold my bjorn in your chest”.

I’m gonna back my bjorn on this neek

Creepy very creepy all he does is stand outside my window naked

A bjorn is there

Bjorn is the only perfect being on earth, he is everything a female wants in a male, he is romantic, protective, loyal, and the soulmate of, "Natalee"

All females: There is no such thing as a perfect person
Soulmate: Shut up! Bjorn is perfect can't you read?

He is a real man. Traumatizing all women around him, he is the one and only horny, porny, bjorny

Bjorn just made out with my mom

The second member of ABBA

A(B)BA=Benny