A fork of Rural Dictionary
Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"
A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"