Country Dictionary

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.

She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!

A well-rounded female pubis

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.

Big dark areolas

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking. Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight? Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered. Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee! Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet " "My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"